Patrick Bateman

SWINGERKLUBBEN -SATURDAY AUGUST 29TH:

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PATRICK BATEMAN (TICTACTOE) http://www.myspace.com/djpatrickbatemancph

Time: 23-09
Place: Dunkel, central Copenhagen

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Hey Vagina, how’s it hangin?
Not that great, to be honest. I’ve had a pretty shitty day.

No way, what happened?
I think my ex is cheating on me.

Fuck, that’s a downer. Actually, how can your ex cheat on you?
Well, it’s pretty complicated. She’s my ex, but we still sleep together. I wouldn’t call her my ‘girlf’ and she definitely wouldn’t call me her ‘boyf’, but I guess there was just an unspoken rule that we didn’t sleep with anyone else.

And she broke that rule…
Yup.

It all sounds emotionally draining…
My relationship status on Facebook has been set to ‘it’s complicated’ for quite a while now.

How did you find out she was cheating on you?
I looked through her phone one day and found text messages from another guy. They were pretty intense.

How did you feel when you read them?
I wanted to smash the phone in her stupid fucking face and tell her to go burn in ‘ infidelity hell’.

Wow, did you actually do that?
No, I guess I pussied out in the end.